Wednesday, November 14, 2012

BOOK COVER & CONTENTS


 
 
   DEEP
         THOUGHTS
               FROM
 
 
                                                                THE
                                                      COW
                                                            BARN
 
 
 
 
AND OTHER FASCINATING ESSAYS
 
FROM
 
Dr. ROBERT E. PLUCKER


BOB’S MEMOIR ESSAYS
http://bobsmemoireessays.blogspot.com
 
TABLE OF CONTENTS


 
ARMY
A Not Totally Insignificant Bottle of Beer                                         March 25, 2012
First Parachute Jump                                                                           March 30, 2012
Getting Lost – GETTING LOST                                                             April 4, 2012
How to Choose a College                                                                    April 9, 2012
Life in the 10th Special Service Company, Korea                            April 12, 2012

 

BOATING
Akbar                                                                                                     April 14, 2012
Greta on the Rock by R. E. Plucker                                                   April 17, 2012
Greta on the Rock by John Plucker                                     April 20, 2012
Greta on the Rock by Matt Davis                                       April 21, 2012
My Losing Battle with the Hood Canal Bridge                                April 26, 2012
Naming the Boat                                                                                   April 30, 2012
The Rescue                                                                                           May 2, 2012
Women on the Sailboat                                                                      May 5, 2012
A Night of Misery                                                                                 May 11, 2012
Marine Definitions                                                                               May 15, 2012
A Near Fatal Jibe                                                                                  May 20, 2012
Sarah and the Inclinometer                                                               May 22, 2012
Wishful Navigating                                                                               May 26, 2012

 
EDUCATION
That Final Jefferson Junior High School Concert                            May 29, 2012
Encounters with Libraries                                                                  May 31, 2012
Howard Cosell’s Ice Encrusted Little City                                         June 5, 2012
Teaching is always an Interesting Job                                               June 8, 2012

FAMILY
An Inadvertent Lie                                                                               June 10, 2012
Deep Thoughts from the Cow Barn                                                  June 13, 2012
Getting Lost with Hansel                                                                     June 16, 2012
Motor Vehicles Loved and Unloved                                                 June 20, 2012
Rimsky-Korsakoff                                                                                 June 27, 2012
The Stuff of which Nightmares are Made                                        July 10, 2012
The Mount Baker Ordeal by Dorothy Heiret                  July 20, 2012
Life on Memory Court                                                                        August 6, 2012
Home Made Bread                                                                              August 11, 2012
Memories of Chancellor                                                                     August 20, 2012
Memories of Raising Four Children, Part I                                       August 22, 2012
Memories of Raising Four Children, Part II                                      August 25, 2012
Memories of Raising Four Children, Part III                                     August 28, 2012
Memories of Germantown Church                                                   September 2, 2012
My Life as a Tour Guide                                                                      September 6, 2012
Toyota Vehicle                                                                                      September 10, 2012
Stories About the Farm                                                                       September 15, 2012

FOR KIDS
Hank’s Tractor and the Mud Hole                                                     September 17, 2012
The Candy-Flavored Medicine                                                          September 21, 2012
The New Tractor                                                                                  September 24, 2012
The Sheep, the Dog and Dad’s Whistle                                            September 27, 2012
Two Calamities                                                                                      September 28, 2012
The Sheep Who Thought They were Cows                                     October 4, 2012

MUSIC
Changing from History to Music as a Teaching Career                  October 10, 2012
Church Choir                                                                                        October 13, 2012
The Minnesota Musical Show                                                            October 16, 2012
Eastern Europe 1975                                                                          October 20, 2012
History of a Tenor                                                                                October 23, 2012
Vocal Institute – Graz                                                                          October 27, 2012
My Reach for Fame and Glory                                                           October 31, 2012
Becoming King of the Classics                                                            November 4, 201

FINAL THOUGHTS
Regrets and Triumphs                                                                         November 9, 2012



 
Essays edited, illustrated and posted by Jean E. Straatmeyer
Any questions or comments can be relayed to
jean112538@gmail.com
 

Friday, November 9, 2012

REGRETS AND TRIUMPHS

By Dr. Robert E. Plucker
 

High School Commencement addresses tend to be of the ilk: “Anything is possible; all you have to do is your very best at anything you try. Success is bound to happen, and yes, you will be able to save the world. There will be a few minor and temporary setbacks – there could even be a few regrets about things done and not done in your exciting new lives, but you will have success!”

Here are a few regrets that I have; most are my own fault; a couple of them are not.

I wish that I had known how to spell “eleemosynary” when I was a seventh grader at the South Dakota State Spelling contest. That word put me down.*

I wish that instrumental music had been continued in 1941 when I was in high school and the United States entered the Second World War My ability to figure out rhythmic notation suffered. Piano study did not seem to help much. I should have had a much more distinguished academic record in college. I spent too much time goofing off and playing table tennis.

Looking back I can’t think that there were truly compelling reasons for me missing so many of Ginny and Dot’s musical activities at Everett High School. Sure, I had night classes, night rehearsals of various kinds, other projects to do with my teaching, but I should have made time. Even if it had meant taking time off from my several jobs. 

All the above is mostly serious but less so is the fact that I never got out of sheltered water and into the real ocean with the sailboat “Greta.” I regret that I made several trips across the International Date Line (on troop ships) but never crossed the Equator. 

I did some fairly serious jogging and running (30 miles per week) for a number of years but never entered a marathon or half-marathon.

I’d like to have met both Susan Butcher and Dee-dee Jonroe, the famous women dog-mushers in the Iditarod. It irks me that son John (age 16?) was able to fly a single-engine plane from Juneau to Haines (except for take-off and landing) and the one chance I had to try flying I was hopeless at straight level flight. 

Because Margaret uses our big shiny kettle for a lot of wonderful soups, breads, cakes, I truly wish that I had not lost its lid off the dock one day when we were living on the boat in LaConner. It may still be there, buried in mud but otherwise OK. Stainless steel, you know. 

On the fanciful/ridiculous side, I could regret that I never played the classy prep-school sype games like lacrosse, hand-ball, chess, bridge, and not poker, but billiards. Even golf is considered a high-class game. Many years ago I was able to watch once or twice, real polo being played in a field just south of Brookings, South Dakota. There were real balls, long-handled mallets, and horses. Talk about class! Fishing of any sort is further down the class ladder, and I can be glad I have no regrets about that. 

How about a few silly regrets?  

I never had a teddy bear or a tricycle when I was little. When my sister and I finally got a two-wheeler, it was a hand-me-down from our rich cousins and it was a girl’s bicycle. I disgrace for me (in the eyes of my friends) but I couldn’t stand not riding it. 


I used to think I’d like to climb mountains. What stopped me was a difficult and unsuccessful climb at the Hakone Park in Japan. Then years later when daughter Dot dropped off a cliff at Mount Baker, miraculously falling onto a tiny outcropping, I was truly stopped. No Denali, no K2, no Everest, no high peaks in the Andes. 

I sometimes think wistfully, that returning the umlaut to the Plucker name would add some class. Plücker. After all, it is there on my great-grandfather’s gravestone in the Germantown Cemetery. I didn’t. 

And if you want real class, collect expensive works of art from some place like Sotheby’s – I didn’t.

Cruising on the big commercial cruise ships might be OK, but certainly not comparable to three-month vacations in the Bahamas, the Adriatic, or the entire Mediterranean on a chartered yacht with skipper and the crew. But I didn’t. 

I’ll stop with a few triumphs, which I most emphatically do not regret. 

Perhaps at the top of the list would be a concert at the First Baptist Church of Mount Vernon, Washington when the Skagit Valley Community Choir sang Hayden’s B Flat Mass – the “wind band” mass. I had prepared them carefully and we had hit the right psychological moment to perform. I was almost afraid to stand in front of them to conduct. What if they were to jump up and start without me? They didn’t. 

Another musical triumph was at a choir festival in the University Presbyterian Church in Seattle. When our turn came to sing, the seven members of my madrigal choir at Skagit Valley Community College sang a group of Italian madrigals that was impressive. Two-year mostly vocational colleges were not expected to sing difficult polyphonic pieces like this. There were no rankings given to the dozen or so participating choirs, but when we resumed our seats in the audience, we could overhear the surprised and respectful comments being exchanged. 


In Stanwood, Washington, the same sort of choir concert took place at St. Cecelia’s Catholic Church. The choirs were all local church choirs many of whom had adopted “contemporary” music practice. Too many of these choirs required lots of microphones, amplifiers, huge speakers, drums, guitars and electric basses. When my Lutheran church choir came up for their turn, I had them stand with the microphones behind them. Then I made sure they were all turned off. Since we had some truly outstanding singers, particularly in bass and soprano, we chose a Russian piece by Tchesnokov “Salvation is Created,” a wonderful piece that calls for extreme contrasting dynamics. That sort of contrast is far less possible when all the electronic gadgets are in play. We received appreciative comments from the Stanwood townspeople who had been there. It is fun to be soppped at the Post Office or the grocery store and hear complimentary words. 

Just two more and I’ll stop bragging... 

The Haines “Men of Note” sang “Eternal Father, Strong to Save,” creating remarkable quiet from the crowd of over 250 people who had been gathered outside for the Dick Boyce Memorial service. They had been listening to some very loud amplified music up to that point. The Men of Note sang without amplification. 

I arranged an original organ accompaniment to a hymn “King of Glory” which I was to sing at my granddaughter’s wedding. People did not pay much attention to the soloist (me) as they were all focused on the beautiful bride, Claire. My triumph came when the organist at the large Episcopal Church asked me if he could keep a copy of the music so he could use it again. I don’t know if he ever used it, but I was pleased that he even thought about it. 

Any other triumphs? Well, yes. 

I replaced the broken handle of a wheelbarrow with a piece of 2 x 2 scrap lumber about two weeks ago.
 



*By the way, the term eleemosynary means relating to charity or the giving of alms.




 

 

 

 

Sunday, November 4, 2012

BECOMING KING OF THE CLASSICS

 By Dr. Robert E. Plucker

 
Radio listening in the 1930’s, when I was growing up was a different kind of experience. Now, on AM radio we are met with a steady stream of disk jockeys playing CDs of the top forty or fifty rock and country music with some small differences: hard rock, soft rock, Christian rock, classic rock and so on. In the thirties, music, news, weather forecasts, interviews and the like were all done “live.” Even the big network programs such as the New York Philharmonic orchestra, the Saturday afternoon Metropolitan Opera’s broadcasts (with Milton Cross) had to be done live, as recording for later broadcast was well-nigh impossible.

One type of show, usually around the noon hour was the “Man on the Street” kind of interview. WOW, Omaha, had its Foster May, who stood on the street in front of large Omaha department stores, catching people at random and asking them questions including any further conversation that might be of interest. WNAX, Yankton, South Dakota, had its George B. German, who now and then moved to different cities to do his interviews. That is how my Dad and my grandfather got snared at the front door of a Sioux Falls store. Grandpa had a more than usually interesting interview as he told about a stage-coach robbery he had witnessed as a boy. 
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George B. German was also employed by WNAX to be a staff singer of cowboy songs. Not “country western” but genuine cowboy songs that had been sung by real cowboys. “Bury Me Not on the Lone Prairie,” “We’re Headin’ for the Last Roundup,” and “Red River Valley” are all examples. 

WCCO, Minneapolis, had a staff pianist and a tenor singer. The pianist later became the head of the music department at the University of Minnesota; I don’t know what became of the singer. 

Then came the 1940’s and the Second World War. Too young to serve on active duty during the shooting, I was old enough to serve in the Army Occupation forces in Japan. I was terribly proud to be a member of G Company, 188th Parachute Infantry Regiment, but intrigued enough by the hope of radio broadcasting to set about transferring to the despised IX Corps Headquarters to get on the Armed Forces Radio Service. I would have swept out the studio and done all sorts of mean chores to get my foot in the door, but no. My time ran out and I went home to South Dakota State College and the beginnings of their college radio station KAGY – very short-range radio meant to serve only the campus.

Together with a fine student pianist and a girl singer, we had a fifteen minute broadcast, noon hour once a week. This had to be done live, of course, as recording was still not in the cards. Wire recording was in existence, but tape recording was a lot better. I had saved enough money to buy a tape recorder (paper tape), a Brush Sound-Mirror. Apparently there was no way to directly connect the Sound-Mirror to the transmitter and it was beyond ridiculous to think of putting a low-quality microphone in front of a low-quality speaker. The girl singer was fine, but I was conceited enough to believe that some people wanted to hear me sing. The Statesmen Quartet (I was the baritone) was available to sing, but rarely could all be present at the required time. 

After two of the Statesmen graduated, breaking up the quartet, I received the opportunity to join another campus quartet as their second tenor. For the fun of it, we entered a local talent contest in Brookings, top prize to be an appearance on “Stairway to Stardom,” a talent show on “WCCO radio in Minneapolis, hosted by Cedric Adams, a Minnesota celebrity. We sang on the show but did not automatically become stars. 
South Dakota State University
Brookings, SD
After graduation, I got a job teaching music and history at Faulkton, South Dakota. Three weeks later, as a member of the US Army Reserve, I was called to active duty in Korea. I have written about my tour of duty with the Eighth Army Special Service Company (10th Sp Sv EUSAK). Here it is enough to say that our platoon chorus sang a weekly program over Armed Forces Radio for a short time. A friend of mine said that he knew our program was popular with the prostitutes on Isezaki-cho. We had a fine arrangement of “Beautiful Savior” as our theme music. 

Following my discharge in 1951, I taught Junior High music in Winona Minnesota for eight years. To concentrate on high school choral music, I got a job teaching in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Another of these essays tells about gathering with six or more high school choirs in Brown County Arena to sing a glorious concert of Christmas music over WBAY. We had to wait, and then wait some more for the Packer game to be over before we could sully the air with mere high school choirs. 

There were, occasionally, live television shows in which local groups were asked to perform. I dimly remember a Green Bay church choir and my Skagit Valley Community choir singing on live TV, but my objection to it was mostly with all the fussing about appearance, and not much fussing about sound. (I started teaching at Skagit Valley Community College in 1968.)

After five years of teaching at West High in Green Bay, I moved to the state of Washington for further study at the University of Washington. While living in Green Bay I had been puzzled as to why there were no sailboats on the water of Green Bay. The conditions were right for sailing, and I believe today there are lots of sailboats there. Living in Washington on Puget Sound, I got a chance to go for a week-long sailing trip. I was hooked on sailing and eventually bought my own sailboat, the first of three. When Margaret and I bought “Greta” we were so thrilled with it that we sailed up the Inside Passage to Southeast Alaska three times. The fourth trip up the Passage was the last, as we stayed in Haines. By this time I had retired from teaching.

Haines appealed to us in part because of the promise of a new library, and to me because of Haines radio, KHNS. This public radio station, I was to discover, was suffering through a series of managers that changed often, plus volunteers to host local (recorded) programs. As KHNS was virtually the only radio in town, I went up the stairs at the Chilkat Center to the studio and presented myself to Byrne Power hoping there would be a place for me in classical music.

The place I got was minimal. I could substitute for Constance Griffith if there happened to be a time when she couldn’t do it. Constance was doing a weekly three-hour show of classical music, a kind of show that I really wanted to do. Russ Lyman had me watching him in the broadcast studio for several sessions before I was allowed to touch the control board.

But where were all the assistants? The engineers? The producers and directors? The research engineers? I found that I would be on my own for program selection, for script, for operating the CD and LP players, everything necessary to get on the air.

The Chilkat Center for the Arts is a large wooden building that had been moved to its present location in Ft. Seward in the 1920’s. It had been a salmon canning factory, and then it became a gym and fitness center for the Ft. Seward troops. When the fort was closed in about 1948, it was drastically remodeled to become a theater, dance studio, home for a couple of churches and KHNS on the upper floor, actually a kind of balcony.
KHNS Haines, AK
Some twenty five years ago when KHNS first went on the air, a three-hour slot for classical music was reserved, Tuesday nights, 8:00 to 11:00. Margaret Piggott and Constance Griffith named the show “Allegro ma non troppo” – cheerfully fast, but not too much. I have always disliked this name, but after 25 years, people recognize it, and know what is coming. Besides, I can’t think of a name that would be better. In recent years the PBS radio network program “Performance Today” is aired at 7:00 pm, “Allegro” at 8:00, and another classical music program is usually scheduled after 10:00. So, all of Tuesday night is a classical music night.

When I first started at KHNS I didn’t know Margaret Piggott existed. She was traveling all over this huge state working as a physical therapist. I thought when she came back to Haines that I would be out of a job, as she and Constance had been alternating Tuesday nights. This did not happen, and so I alternated with Constance until she joined her son on the East Coast.

Others have been interested from time to time in sharing “Allegro” with me. One lady came and sat with me on a Tuesday night, but never returned, too confused by the array of buttons, switches, CD players and turntables. Another lady was interested and probably could have handled the job. Then she had a baby, tried to do the show with baby on lap, but of course this required the skill of a juggler. Probably the baby would have objected loudly, over the air. A fellow was interested who knew a good bit about classical music and its composers. He cooled off immediately when he realized that he could not wait until 9:00 pm to even start the two-hour show. He had a wife and several small children living in an RV some distance “up the road.”

Margaret Piggott is back at her home in Haines, but was prevented by a serious illness from going back to KHNS. So it has come to be my responsibility to do the show, and on the few occasions when I cannot, one of the paid staff will step in, or Alaska Public Radio will fill up the slack. 

And yes, there are plenty of problems. The supply of CDs is limited and few classical ones come in compared to rock, country rock and other popular music. There are many classical LP records, but they are old and of dubious quality, what with scratches, surface noise, and some are so old they are not even stereo. Our CD collection runs strongly to Beethoven, Bach, Tchaikovsky, Bruckner and Mahler, plus Mozart, Schubert and Dvorak. 


The KHNS fund drives have been quite successful in the last several years and much has been invested in new equipment. This seems like a good thing, right? But confronted with three new CD players of three different brands, each with controls that might have been terrific if I could have figured out what the symbols meant, I am not so sure. You punch “eject” when you want to close the door on the CD so it can play. Surely everyone has marveled at the computers which can be turned off only by punching “start.” Even the two new LP turntables have some snares and pitfalls that can hardly be described on paper. However, it is satisfying and fun when you can be confident that the buttons you push and switches you turn will result in the sounds that you want to go out over the air, actually do so.  
 
Caution!! Turn off the microphone when you are not actively using it. 

I must mention fund drives again. They happen only once a year, but the drive consists of two hours of finding different ways of asking for money and telling the audience how devastated their lives would be without community radio. These drives pre-empt all regular programming.

Elections – local, state, and national – are likely to interrupt or pre-empt all programming. Broadcasts of local high school basketball have precedence over everything, and in tournament season the teams don’t even have to be local.

The timing of “Allegro” requires that weather and road conditions, ferry schedules, and local personal messages come first. Then comes two hours of music with a station break (and messages) at the top of the hour ending the show at the end of the second hour with the music at a logical stopping place. For my part, I truly hate to play music that is not complete. I want all three or four movements of a symphony, concerto or string quartet – all of a Schubert or Schumann song cycle. A three or four-hour opera simply has to be taken in chunks; not often do we program these very long works.

“Allegro” has been scheduled for different times over the years, from three-hour duration to two, and now from eight to ten o’clock instead of nine to eleven. The show “Allegro ma non Troppo” seems to have become my show. Three years ago at a KHNS Board of Director’s meeting, I was presented with a certificate, labeling me KING OF THE CLASSICS.


Wednesday, October 31, 2012

My Reach for Fame and Glory


By Dr. Robert E. Plucker
 

Mrs. H. H. A.  Beach
Amy Marcy Cheney Beach, who lived from 1867 to 1944, was a composer of music and a concert pianist, now nearly forgotten after being well-known and popular for many years. She composed music of every sort, from little songs for children’s piano studies to symphonies and an opera, with lots of concert piano music, chamber music and church music. Her husband and the rules for good manners at the time caused her to become known only as Mrs. H. H. A. Beach.

Some folks could not resist the temptation to refer to her as Mrs. Ha Ha Beach, and it was not until fairly recently that writers called her Amy Beach.
I first knew of her because of a course in American music that I took at the University of Minnesota. I was not interested in her at first, but in the Bicentennial Year of 1976 there was more attention paid to earlier American composers. Old “Etude” magazines had some of her teaching pieces included along with some interesting written material about her. John Tasker Howard in his book, Our American Music had some favorable remarks about her, and the Seattle Public Library had a few of her more ambitious works in score, plus a number of her solo songs. I wound up writing an essay about her life and works that I thought could be of use to my music history students.
A formal “Request for Papers” appeared in the mail one day in January of 1983 or thereabouts. These “Requests” very rarely come to community college instructors, but I thought I should submit my Amy Beach paper. If accepted it would be read at a three-day convention of “Women in Music” to take place at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor. To my amazement, the paper was accepted, and I was to have an all-expense trip to Ann Arbor the following spring, thus rubbing elbows with the terribly important University Professors from all over the country, who were probably invited to events like this every month or so.
The trip was fun, flying to Detroit from Seattle directly over Green Bay, my former home. Someone met me at the airport to drive me and a few others to the campus, and I was given a place to stay with a family near the campus. Not the Hilton Hotel, but OK, with a super-breakfast. The University of Michigan is huge, but I finally found the place to register, get a name card, a program of events, and the official welcome to the Women in Music convention.
It was then that I learned that I was the only male to present a paper. There were perhaps four or five other men listed on the program, but they were all performers of the music. I thought I must be important, considering my status as the only male presenter. True, my paper was listed on the late afternoon of the last day of the convention when many of the attendees would have already left. Still, the only male – that had to be worth something.
At the first session I was a bit shocked to find that of the first eight women composers who performed their own works, all for piano, that not one actually sat at the keyboard. They whacked at the open (or damped or “prepared”) strings of the grand piano with various objects. I remember one composition played by the woman lying on the floor under the piano, knocking on the sound-board and orking the pedals.
In the evening of the first day, one really big, but sexy woman was to play the big pipe organ in the main concert hall. She had two male assistants with her to pull and push the stop knobs, as two hands could not possibly handle all the quick and complicated changes in the setting. Wearing garish green satin skin-tight pants and tight yellow top, she came undulating in, big hips asway, climbed up on the bench, prepared to play by pulling out all the stops and couplers, suddenly leaned forward with both arms outspread, and landed on as many keys of the four keyboards as she could reach, forearms and fingers. It is hard to imagine the incredible loud, ugly sound that came from that great instrument. It is hard to make a pipe organ sound truly awful, but her success was astounding.
The big dress-up banquet was held in the evening of the second day. There was a bar, and I remember dimly that the drinks, limit of two, were free. There were perhaps fifteen tables for six set up for participants and guests. Yes, there were a few husbands there, but hardly noticeable in the crowd of women. So I came into the banquet room which was about three-quarters filled, not really knowing anyone, receiving rather cold looks, I thought, from the seated ladies. Finally I came to a table with a couple of empty chairs and I approached, saying, “You ladies look like you have kind faces, may I sit here?” They said, not very enthusiastically, that it would be OK. I had my glass of wine in hand; they had theirs at the table, and I hoped we could have a pleasant conversation. It must have been at a given signal, or some sign, they all decided they needed to go for another glass of wine. Since my glass was still full, and I was not invited to come along, I stayed at the table and waited for them to come back. Then I waited some more, and still more, but they never showed up at that table again. So I grew discouraged, got up and started looking for another table. Luckily I spotted a lady that I had known from the University of Washington where we had both been Teaching Assistants. Her name is Lorraine Sakata and she had made a name for herself in ethno-musicology in the years since I had last seen her. So I got a place to sit with one person who knew me. I sensed that the other women at the table wanted no part of me, and were acting a bit cool toward Lorraine because she had broken ranks and accepted me. I have a faint glimmering now, of what it is like to be a part of a despised and inferior minority.
Finally on the afternoon of the last day my turn came to read my Amy Beach paper. Getting a feeling of the attitude of the audience, what I said was, “I’ll read this paper as fast as I can so we can get to the good stuff, the music.” So I did that, and the neat flute quartet (two women, two men) that followed was super-Beech, so everyone was happy, and I even got a compliment on the paper. And the audience was not as small as I had anticipated.
The very last item on the convention program was a talk, actually a fiery speech, by a woman who urged the people in charge to make this Women in Music an annual event, this being the first. She thought that the convention should be limited to women, both presenters and performers. The one concession in her proposed plan was that the participants need not necessarily be Lesbian, but that preference would be extended to Lesbians.
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The “Women in Music” convention never became an annual event.